A customer’s drink is wrong and she wants to complain to corporate, so she asks the barista for his name. His name tag reads DEEZ. He mumbles, calm: “My name is These.”

She leans in, confused: “These what, sir?”

Aura starts building around him. Eyes glow. The shop lighting darkens. He rises into a full supervillain pose — crackling aura, dramatic shadows, head tipping back, hands raised, mouth opening like he’s about to finish the line.

He never says it. The video ends right there, at the peak, with the viewer already knowing exactly what he’s about to say.